Proud Cabaret Brighton, Exclusive Hire

Wonderfully inappropriate! We had a riot, the entertainment was rude, glitzy and very funny. Our host Dolly Rocket, was superb and in the very best tradition of British Drag, echos of Doris Dockyard and Phil Starr. Our staff Christmas party was so much fun. BTW you do eat but the logistics of feeding so many at the same time make the food offering limited. But you don't go to this hilarious night out for the grub 😅

Absolute joke of a night out. Seriously if you’re thinking of going, save yourself the disappointment. The acts are like a cheap circus. The main man/woman hosting looks like a drag act gone wrong and tries to be funny without success. The drinks are standard pub drinks double the price. The food is so poor when it came out my friend said ‘what is this? A piece of cheap cod with a bit of dolmio sauce?’ … Which it actually was. The charges are through the roof for everything, service (poor service), the drinks (double price), the tickets you already paid for (extra charge at the end), I’m surprised they didn’t try to charge to go outside for a smoke!… Talking of which, when we did go outside for a smoke, the security guard couldn’t even open the door due to a broken bolt on the door, crazy really seeing as that is the only fire escape from the cramped building. I pointed that out to the manager, but received an email from the director telling me he’d report me to the local council, local police, and local authorities for threatening behaviour… What does he think the police, council and authorities will do? What a numpty. In addition to this, if you book a table for 6 like I did, bear in mind you can only fit 4 people on the table comfortably, 5 people and you can’t move, 6 and you have to grab an extra chair to make it work. Honestly guys, way better nights out to be had in Brighton, the 6 of us are all Brighton born and bred, we all agreed this place is a joke. Lastly, for the waitress who tried to bribe us with some vodka mixed with orange juice in exchange for a 5 star review…. Good luck with that! Absolutely mediocre night out.