The Thieves, The Boathouse

About Venue

Recently nominated by Time Out as one of Battersea’s best pubs—just two weeks after opening—The Thieves has quickly become a go-to destination south of the river for those seeking something a little out of the ordinary.

Following a major refurbishment in October 2025, the venue has been completely transformed. The main bar now features a striking stage, plush booth seating, dazzling disco balls, and an unmistakable wow factor.

Upstairs, guests can explore a spacious 200-capacity arcade games room, packed with vintage favourites, modern twists, interactive darts lanes, Raceway, and pool tables. There’s also a luxurious private karaoke room available for up to 30 guests—perfect for a private party or team celebration.

With great food, creative drinks, and endless entertainment under one roof, The Thieves truly has everything you need for an unforgettable event or night out.

The Boat Room is The Thieves’ unique private function space — complete with its very own bar crafted from a real boat, giving the room its signature character and charm. Perfect for private parties, celebrations, and corporate events, this space offers standing room for up to 100 guests and comes fully equipped with everything you need for a great night.

It features a dedicated sound system, allowing you to bring your own DJ or play your own curated playlist, as well as a small stage area and projector screen for presentations, speeches, or awards. The Boat Room is also serviced by its own private toilets, ensuring guests can enjoy the event in total comfort and privacy.

Whether it’s a lively celebration or a more relaxed gathering, The Boat Room delivers the ideal setting with a truly one-of-a-kind atmosphere.