Thames Rockets, Thames Thriller

10/10 experience from a local of 20yrs. Took my little cousins (16) while they visited London and it was so much fun for everyone. What’s good for people who also want a quick LDN tour as you see everything! Shout out to Ross! Our amazing tour guide!

From the moment we checked in at London Eye Pier, my family and I genuinely felt welcomed. Charlene greeted us warmly and made sure we were comfortable as we got ready. Rocky, our skipper, gave us complete confidence with his skill at the helm. Leoni, our guide, made the whole experience stand out with her witty commentary. She mixed humour with history in a way that kept both adults and children entertained from start to finish. We arrived early and got good seats. Facing forward gave the best views. The ride began with a lively guided tour. Leoni’s energy and sense of humour brought London’s landmarks to life. We learned fun facts, such as the London Eye’s 32 pods representing boroughs, while laughing along the way. Once we passed Tower Bridge, the real thrill began. Rocky opened up the engines, and we sped through the Docklands at around 35 mph. The speed section was exhilarating, with sharp turns and the city skyline racing past. It felt like being part of a James Bond chase , and yes, the film tune was played on board. We saw the Houses of Parliament, Tate Modern, Shakespeare’s Globe, HMS Belfast, and St Paul’s. The boat went under bridges, including Waterloo’s “Ladies Bridge,” built by women during WWII. The combination of sights, speed, and commentary was excellent. The trip lasted 50 to 60 minutes, which felt just right. On the return, the pace slowed so we could laugh, catch our breath, and take photos. The boat itself was impressive. At 16 metres long and seating 26, it was smooth and steady. It felt safer than smaller RIBs and was designed with comfort and safety in mind. My children loved every moment. They were grinning throughout and wanted to go again. We also appreciated the attention to safety, from lifejackets and seatbelts to advice like tying back long hair for my wifey. Highlights: Friendly team Witty and entertaining commentary from Leoni Controlled speed that thrilled without soaking us Iconic London sights seen in a unique way Safe and smooth ride suitable for children and adults The laughter, thrills, and warm service made it one of our best family experiences in London. Highly recommended. Bring a warm layer in cooler weather, and arrive at least 15 minutes early if you want front row seats.

One of the funnest experiences we’ve ever had IN THE WORLD! We’re from Los Angeles and travel extensively. Our guide was Sofia—lovely, funny and engaging. Our speed demon Captain was Matt. After a leisurely ride past the police station on the Thames, we blasted off to the Beatles, Queen and best of all, the James Bond theme. It was absolutely magical and unforgettable. There’s nothing quite like seeing the up close grandeur of the Tower Bridge and passing below it or an unobstructed, up close view of Big Ben and the Palace of Westminster fully illuminated by sunlight. This is our 3rd time in London and the first time I can truly say, this experience was the moment I fell in love with it. The only recommendation I’d make is that all the music should be all be British—an homage to the innumerable English icons to music! Thank you for a once in a lifetime experience.