Up The Creek Comedy Club, The Main Hall

About Venue

Welcome to Up The Creek — a one-of-a-kind, iconic and unapologetically quirky venue in the heart of Royal Historic Greenwich, directly opposite Greenwich DLR and just 5 minutes from the National Rail station.

Whether you're planning a corporate celebration, team-building night, private party, music event or standout showcase, this legendary venue brings personality, atmosphere, and flexibility to every kind of event.

The Main Hall – 300-seat main room (168 sq metres)
Perfect for:

🎤 Comedy shows & dramatic performances

🗣️ After-dinner speaking or conferences

🧠 Corporate team-building & offsites

🥂 Private functions & large celebration parties

Available for day or evening hire, the space includes:

Full AV setup

Stage

Flexible layouts

Full air-conditioning

The vibrant bar serves award-winning beer from our in-house brewery, alongside cocktails and Detroit-style pizza — the only venue in the Southeast offering this! We’re fully licensed until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, making it an ideal late-night venue.

🎵 Music / Bands – Ideal Setup for Live Nights
Up The Creek is brilliantly suited for live music nights, acoustic sets, and band performances. With a professional sound system, adaptable stage, and buzzing crowd energy, it’s a favourite for showcases, jam sessions, and industry events.

The Studio – Smaller space (99 sq metres, up to 100 seats)
A hidden gem inside the venue — intimate, distinctive, and full of charm.

Features include:

🎛️ Built-in sound & lighting system

🧊 Private bar area

❄️ Full air-conditioning

Perfect for smaller parties, creative events, or private comedy nights.

From award-winning beer to the electric atmosphere, Up The Creek offers a rare mix of function and fun — a venue unlike anything else in London.

📍 Just 1 minute from Greenwich DLR
📅 Available for full venue hire, room-only bookings, day or evening

Up The Creek’s main room is world famous and renowned as one of the best rooms to perform in. With a capacity of 275 seated audience, it’s the ideal room for club gigs as well as touring shows. It has also been used as a TV studio for ‘No Such Thing As The News’ for BBC Two and a radio studio for BBC Radio 4. The main room also has the flexibility of removing all chairs to provide a 168m2 space.