Cirque Le Soir

All show, no substance. Even if you drop £3,000, don’t expect a proper VIP spot – more like a corner seat where randoms squeeze in. Champagne at £800 served in plastic cups? Classy. The shows? Lukewarm at best, somewhere between “we want to be a quirky underground club” and “let’s throw a teen disco with flashing lights.” The crowd reflects it: those with money get the good seats, pretty girls get in for the optics, and the rest just hope to look rich enough to be noticed. Glamour? More like a knock-off version of it.

Never have I met such rude staff. It’s an absolute scam. The promoters tell you that you’re getting on a guest list and get free drinks but there are other fees you’ve got to pay instead which they avoid to mention to get people into the club. Condescending, snobby and straight up rude. Paid a lot of money and got even more attitude in return. The dresscode was ridiculous, women had to look their best, there where no men, only some working for the club and they looked like they’ve just woken up, absolute double standard. The drinks were watered down so much, it could have been a kids drink. At least the music was good. Safe yourselves and spend your money and energy elsewhere.Would not recommend going clubbing here.