The Thieves, Christmas Party Package - Drinks & Unlimited Arcade

About Venue

The Thieves is a multi-level entertainment pub on Lavender Gardens in Battersea, just a short walk from Clapham Junction station, and one of South London's most genuinely original event spaces.

Reopened in late 2025 following a full renovation, the venue sits across three floors and leans fully into its identity as an adult playground. The main bar has been stripped back to show off the original Victorian brickwork and glazed walls, with velvet seating, chandeliers, and a backlit bar creating a warm and slightly theatrical atmosphere throughout. Upstairs, the Arcade is its own world entirely, home to the Moonshine Raceway 10-seater racing circuit, a wide mix of retro and modern games, interactive darts, and a DJ setup. Downstairs, the Karaoke Room delivers a private, intimate experience for groups who want to be a bit loud. Outside, a covered garden with festoon lighting works year-round as a relaxed, quieter overflow.

The Thieves is a really strong choice for birthday parties, team socials, hen and stag dos, corporate events, Christmas parties, and larger celebrations that need more than just a room. With six distinct hireable spaces ranging from 25 to 550 guests, it can scale to suit almost any group size or occasion. Food is provided by Lucky Chip, a popular burger franchise with set buffet menus from £19.90 per head and bespoke options available. Drink tokens (Standard £7.50 or Premium £10), prosecco and wine packages, beer and cider buckets, arrival drinks, and spirit bottles are all available to pre-arrange across every space.

Clapham Junction is 0.3 miles away, with excellent connections across South London and into central London. Free on-street parking is available on Lavender Gardens and paid parking is nearby. The ground floor and function room are accessible with an accessible toilet on-site, though the Arcade and Karaoke Room are not step-free.

Looking for a Christmas party package that combines plenty of drinks, and some friendly competition? Our Christmas Party Package has everything you need for an unforgettable festive celebration.

£36 per person
Minimum group size: 6 guests
Availability Sun-Wed from 18:00 / Thur-Fri from 17:00 / Sat from 12:00


Package Includes:

2 Standard Drink Tokens per person (Single house spirit & mixer, Small glass of house wine, House beer or Soft drink)
2 Hours of Unlimited Arcade Gaming
1 Race per Person on our infamous Racing Bug Raceway

Upgrade Your Experience

Looking to make the night even more memorable? Ask us about our:

- Private Karaoke Room
- Interactive Darts Lanes
- Food


Good to Know

The Package takes place within the vibrant atmosphere of our wider venue and arcade space, which has a capacity of up to 200 guests. The experience is not hosted in a private area.

Planning a larger celebration? Groups of 150+ guests can enquire about exclusive venue hire for a truly private Christmas party experience.

Get in touch today and let us help you create the perfect festive event!