The Thieves, Private Karaoke Room | Meetings & Breakout Space

About Venue

The Thieves is a multi-level entertainment pub on Lavender Gardens in Battersea, just a short walk from Clapham Junction station, and one of South London's most genuinely original event spaces.

Reopened in late 2025 following a full renovation, the venue sits across three floors and leans fully into its identity as an adult playground. The main bar has been stripped back to show off the original Victorian brickwork and glazed walls, with velvet seating, chandeliers, and a backlit bar creating a warm and slightly theatrical atmosphere throughout. Upstairs, the Arcade is its own world entirely, home to the Moonshine Raceway 10-seater racing circuit, a wide mix of retro and modern games, interactive darts, and a DJ setup. Downstairs, the Karaoke Room delivers a private, intimate experience for groups who want to be a bit loud. Outside, a covered garden with festoon lighting works year-round as a relaxed, quieter overflow.

The Thieves is a really strong choice for birthday parties, team socials, hen and stag dos, corporate events, Christmas parties, and larger celebrations that need more than just a room. With six distinct hireable spaces ranging from 25 to 550 guests, it can scale to suit almost any group size or occasion. Food is provided by Lucky Chip, a popular burger franchise with set buffet menus from £19.50 per head and bespoke options available. Drink tokens (Standard £7 or Premium £10), prosecco and wine packages, beer and cider buckets, arrival drinks, and spirit bottles are all available to pre-arrange across every space.

Clapham Junction is 0.3 miles away, with excellent connections across South London and into central London. Free on-street parking is available on Lavender Gardens and paid parking is nearby. The ground floor and function room are accessible with an accessible toilet on-site, though the Arcade and Karaoke Room are not step-free.

About this space:

The Karaoke Room at The Thieves is a fully private lower-ground floor hire space at 51 Lavender Gardens in Battersea, with capacity for up to 25 guests.

Tucked away downstairs, this room is entirely built around one thing: getting up and singing. Plush velvet banquette seating faces a raised stage that is roomy enough for solos, duets, or groups attempting a full ensemble number. The Singa karaoke system gives access to a huge library of songs, and microphones are included. A mini fridge sits in the room and can be pre-stocked with your drinks of choice by the reservations team ahead of your booking, keeping the night self-contained. It is a great fit for birthday parties, hen dos, stag nights, corporate socials, and groups who want a fun, intimate private experience without committing to a full venue hire. Food from Lucky Chip is available to order for the group. Please note the Karaoke Room is on the lower-ground floor and is not step-free.

- Capacity: Up to 25 guests
- Fully private lower-ground floor hire
- Plush velvet banquette seating
- Raised stage
- Singa karaoke system
- Microphones included
- Mini fridge (pre-stock with drinks of your choice via the reservations team — options include Standard tokens £7 or Premium tokens £10, arrival drinks, beer buckets, wine and prosecco packages)
- In-house catering by Lucky Chip
- WiFi
- No natural light (lower-ground floor)
- Not step-free, not accessible

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