The Thieves, Semi‑Private Hire

About Venue

The Thieves is a multi-level entertainment pub on Lavender Gardens in Battersea, just a short walk from Clapham Junction station, and one of South London's most genuinely original event spaces.

Reopened in late 2025 following a full renovation, the venue sits across three floors and leans fully into its identity as an adult playground. The main bar has been stripped back to show off the original Victorian brickwork and glazed walls, with velvet seating, chandeliers, and a backlit bar creating a warm and slightly theatrical atmosphere throughout. Upstairs, the Arcade is its own world entirely, home to the Moonshine Raceway 10-seater racing circuit, a wide mix of retro and modern games, interactive darts, and a DJ setup. Downstairs, the Karaoke Room delivers a private, intimate experience for groups who want to be a bit loud. Outside, a covered garden with festoon lighting works year-round as a relaxed, quieter overflow.

The Thieves is a really strong choice for birthday parties, team socials, hen and stag dos, corporate events, Christmas parties, and larger celebrations that need more than just a room. With six distinct hireable spaces ranging from 25 to 550 guests, it can scale to suit almost any group size or occasion. Food is provided by Lucky Chip, a popular burger franchise with set buffet menus from £19.90 per head and bespoke options available. Drink tokens (Standard £7.50 or Premium £10), prosecco and wine packages, beer and cider buckets, arrival drinks, and spirit bottles are all available to pre-arrange across every space.

Clapham Junction is 0.3 miles away, with excellent connections across South London and into central London. Free on-street parking is available on Lavender Gardens and paid parking is nearby. The ground floor and function room are accessible with an accessible toilet on-site, though the Arcade and Karaoke Room are not step-free.

The back area of the pub offers a relaxed yet sociable setting, ideal for groups who want to enjoy the buzz of the main venue while having a dedicated space to call their own. Designed to host up to 60 guests indoors, this space features a comfortable mix of raised booths and dining tables, creating a flexible base for casual gatherings, celebrations or corporate socials.
While not completely private, the area is thoughtfully sectioned off with a curtain, allowing other guests to access the arcade without interrupting your event. The layout ensures a sense of separation while keeping you connected to the lively pub atmosphere.
For larger bookings, this space can be extended to include exclusive access to the pub garden, increasing total capacity to up to 150 guests (increased minimum spend applies). When the garden is included, a roped-off entrance point from the main bar prevents access from other patrons, giving your group seamless flow between indoor and outdoor spaces.
Perfect for informal parties, team socials or laid‑back celebrations, this semi‑private area offers flexibility, atmosphere and a sociable backdrop in one inviting package.