The Thieves, Christmas Party Package - Unlimited Arcade, Karaoke, Darts, Food & Drink

About Venue

The Thieves is a multi-level entertainment pub on Lavender Gardens in Battersea, just a short walk from Clapham Junction station, and one of South London's most genuinely original event spaces.

Reopened in late 2025 following a full renovation, the venue sits across three floors and leans fully into its identity as an adult playground. The main bar has been stripped back to show off the original Victorian brickwork and glazed walls, with velvet seating, chandeliers, and a backlit bar creating a warm and slightly theatrical atmosphere throughout. Upstairs, the Arcade is its own world entirely, home to the Moonshine Raceway 10-seater racing circuit, a wide mix of retro and modern games, interactive darts, and a DJ setup. Downstairs, the Karaoke Room delivers a private, intimate experience for groups who want to be a bit loud. Outside, a covered garden with festoon lighting works year-round as a relaxed, quieter overflow.

The Thieves is a really strong choice for birthday parties, team socials, hen and stag dos, corporate events, Christmas parties, and larger celebrations that need more than just a room. With six distinct hireable spaces ranging from 25 to 550 guests, it can scale to suit almost any group size or occasion. Food is provided by Lucky Chip, a popular burger franchise with set buffet menus from £19.90 per head and bespoke options available. Drink tokens (Standard £7.50 or Premium £10), prosecco and wine packages, beer and cider buckets, arrival drinks, and spirit bottles are all available to pre-arrange across every space.

Clapham Junction is 0.3 miles away, with excellent connections across South London and into central London. Free on-street parking is available on Lavender Gardens and paid parking is nearby. The ground floor and function room are accessible with an accessible toilet on-site, though the Arcade and Karaoke Room are not step-free.

Looking for a Christmas party package that combines great food, plenty of drinks, and friendly competition? Our Christmas Activity Package is designed for groups of up to 24 guests and includes everything you need for an unforgettable festive celebration.

£75 per person
Minimum group size: 12 guests
Maximum group size: 24 guests

Availability

Sunday to Wednesday: From 4:00pm
Thursday to Friday: From 4:00pm
Saturday: From 12:00pm

Your Package Includes:
3 Standard Drink Tokens per Person (Single house spirit & mixer, Small glass of house wine, House beer or Soft drink)
2 Hours of Unlimited Arcade Gaming
1 Race Per Person on our infamous Racing Bug Raceway
45-Minute Private Karaoke Room Hire
1 Hour of Interactive Darts
Festive Party Buffet

Upgrade Your Experience

Want to make the celebration even more memorable?

Ask us about:

Premium drink token upgrades
Unlimited arcade game cards
Additional karaoke time
Extra racing and darts sessions

Good to Know

The Christmas Activity Package combines private and shared experiences throughout the venue. Your karaoke session takes place in a private karaoke room, while the arcade gaming, racing, and interactive darts are enjoyed within the lively atmosphere of our wider entertainment venue.

Planning something bigger? For groups of 100+ guests, ask us about exclusive venue hire for a truly private Christmas party experience.

Get in touch today and let us help create a festive event your team will be talking about long after Christmas!